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That Three-Wheeled Nightmare

Ah, my favorite punching bag! Nothing in the whole wide world annoys me more than an unrepentant rickshaw driver. Most men in the profession are adept at effortlessly irritating the crap out of someone, but nothing beats that entitled rickshaw driver who genuinely believes that the world revolves around him and his mousey three-wheeled pile of junk. Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink. If you need to get someplace quick and you have strong guts, a two-wheeler is the best option. But if you want to get there quick as well as intact, an auto rickshaw would be ideal. There is no arguing the practicality of the solution. An auto rickshaw does not take much space. It can turn on a dime. It can accommodate two people comfortably. Three, if you know how to stagger six thunder-thighs on a cushioned meter-and-a-half long plank, but it helps if at least two of them do not have testicles squeezed between their legs. You can park the vehicle in the narrowest of spaces. You can do s...